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jack diddly squat 

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing
Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!

jack diddly dipshit 

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity
Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

Jack diddly shit 

He was doing Jack diddly shit
Jack diddly shit by AlchemicBlue April 28, 2025

jack diddley 

nothing, the absence of certain essentials to whatever what supposed to be going on.
I didn't do jack diddley last night, because I didn't have a car. Or because you didn't call me
jack diddley by ricky72135 February 19, 2005

Jack Diddley 

One of the leading characters in the 1984 underground movie "Suburbia", played by Chris Pedersen.

This blonde headed punk finds the protagonist, Evan Johnson, on the streets, and invites him to the T.R. house since he has no where else to go.
"My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies." - Jack Diddley
Jack Diddley by Jack Diddleyyy December 28, 2008

jack diddley 

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty
I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains
jack diddley by flippytale January 16, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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