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jack dat shit 

say i just took someone's id they had in their hand:

Me: I just jack dat shit.
jack dat shit by Sterv A. Hamitlton February 28, 2009

Jack 2 dat 

Something so bad ass beautiful. ie... Bike, car, boat etc. Jokingly you would jack off to it.
After fixing up your ride and it's looking good.. Sending the picture to your buddies...... Saying "Jack 2 dat"!
Jack 2 dat by Kyle Ellis Dee September 14, 2020
We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!
I have a HOT first date and better date-jack before i go out of the house!
date-jack by DOOLgayguy June 3, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026