Definitions by DOOLgayguy

date-jack

We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!

I have a HOT first date and better date-jack before i go out of the house!

date-jack by DOOLgayguy June 3, 2009

sex-worthy

Sex-Worthy is similar to Elaine's word sponge-worthy on SEINFELD

My new hardwood floors are SO hot that they are sex-worthy.

sex-worthy by DOOLgayguy May 29, 2009

mental fart 

Just like a brain fart....mental fart is a total mental breakdown

I was having the best conversation with my friend, Rich, that I had a mental fart when i forgot to tell him what a stud he is!!

mental fart by DOOLgayguy May 29, 2009