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REALLY blows,more than normal "blows"

"hey chuck, how is your homework going??"
"it friggin jablows"

jablows by quizzile September 24, 2005

Words you can keep

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

jablonskied by moahmar March 21, 2012

Related Words

jablows • Jablowski • Jablonski • jablonskied • jablowme • Jabloasted • jablonskies • jabloosha • JaBlowForJacory • Dirty Jablonski

Jablonski

A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.

"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."

Jablonski by narishkamothertrucker February 8, 2012

Jablonski

To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.

"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"

Jablonski by Offspring243 May 17, 2012

JaBlowForJacory

Verb. NFL teams doing bad to draft Jacory Harris in the first round.

Jaquan: Those Indianapolis Colts JaBlowForJacory.
Jaquinton: Yea man they really are gonna get him with the first pick.

JaBlowForJacory by JaBlowForJacory November 29, 2011

Jablonskied

When you drink so much alcohol you can't walk anymore.

Dude, you got so jablonskied last night we almost had to bring you home in a wheelchair!

Jablonskied by Bigdog7777 January 13, 2021

The Jaslowski

A Polish American sex move, that is accomplished when a woman sits on her partner's face receiving cunnilingus, however the giving partner would trap the woman's lower legs with their arms pressing their triceps over the woman's calves and wrapping their arms around her thighs. The woman would then lean back stretching out to lie on her back. The giving partner then traps the woman with their legs over the woman's upper torso, neck, or planting their feet; pinning her arms down. Finally, the giving partner uses the woman's preferred vibrator or their fingers to pleasure the woman while she is restrained.

So I used the Jaslowski on my girl the other night, now I think she is completely in love.

The Jaslowski by SmackDaddy 26 September 22, 2021

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026