jablows

REALLY blows,more than normal "blows"

"hey chuck, how is your homework going??"
"it friggin jablows"

jablows by quizzile September 24, 2005

jablonskied 

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

jablonskied by moahmar March 21, 2012

Jablonski

A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.

"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."

Jablonski by narishkamothertrucker February 8, 2012

Jablonski

To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.

"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"

Jablonski by Offspring243 May 17, 2012

JaBlowForJacory 

Verb. NFL teams doing bad to draft Jacory Harris in the first round.

Jaquan: Those Indianapolis Colts JaBlowForJacory.
Jaquinton: Yea man they really are gonna get him with the first pick.

JaBlowForJacory by JaBlowForJacory November 29, 2011

Jablonskied 

When you drink so much alcohol you can't walk anymore.

Dude, you got so jablonskied last night we almost had to bring you home in a wheelchair!

Jablonskied by Bigdog7777 January 13, 2021

The Jaslowski 

A Polish American sex move, that is accomplished when a woman sits on her partner's face receiving cunnilingus, however the giving partner would trap the woman's lower legs with their arms pressing their triceps over the woman's calves and wrapping their arms around her thighs. The woman would then lean back stretching out to lie on her back. The giving partner then traps the woman with their legs over the woman's upper torso, neck, or planting their feet; pinning her arms down. Finally, the giving partner uses the woman's preferred vibrator or their fingers to pleasure the woman while she is restrained.

So I used the Jaslowski on my girl the other night, now I think she is completely in love.

The Jaslowski by SmackDaddy 26 September 22, 2021