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jablonskied 

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.
i just jablonskied that kid.
jablonskied by moahmar March 21, 2012
A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.
"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."
Jablonski by narishkamothertrucker February 8, 2012
To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.
"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"
Jablonski by Offspring243 May 17, 2012

JaBlowForJacory 

Verb. NFL teams doing bad to draft Jacory Harris in the first round.
Jaquan: Those Indianapolis Colts JaBlowForJacory.
Jaquinton: Yea man they really are gonna get him with the first pick.
JaBlowForJacory by JaBlowForJacory November 29, 2011

Jablonskied 

When you drink so much alcohol you can't walk anymore.
Dude, you got so jablonskied last night we almost had to bring you home in a wheelchair!
Jablonskied by Bigdog7777 January 13, 2021

The Jaslowski 

A Polish American sex move, that is accomplished when a woman sits on her partner's face receiving cunnilingus, however the giving partner would trap the woman's lower legs with their arms pressing their triceps over the woman's calves and wrapping their arms around her thighs. The woman would then lean back stretching out to lie on her back. The giving partner then traps the woman with their legs over the woman's upper torso, neck, or planting their feet; pinning her arms down. Finally, the giving partner uses the woman's preferred vibrator or their fingers to pleasure the woman while she is restrained.
So I used the Jaslowski on my girl the other night, now I think she is completely in love.
The Jaslowski by SmackDaddy 26 September 22, 2021
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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