j-man

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A word used to describe someone suffering from the disease Joseph's Albinism. The person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can't even see them. At around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. Their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. J-man's also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. Also 70% of J-men carry around 1GB USB's maxed out with pornographic material.

j-man

j-man by a-non-y-mo-us September 13, 2009

j-man

A white wannabee ghetto person who likes to straighten Tina's curls...
He enjoys Tila tequila and greets people saying HEY GIRL HEY!
J-man's are also very naughty and like to play with handcuffs!!
J-mans have an anmazing model walk and likes to think that he is crunk!

Hey girl Hey he is such a j-man!

j-man by Melissa Moore May 30, 2008

j man

the act of fucking your friends ex girlfriends as a guise to cover your obvious homosexual tendencies.

j man : hey noah, i just fucked jakes ex girlfriend, wanna seran my gay face and hot carl me , or just cornhole my gay ass really hard!!!!!?

j man by noah von wiener taker January 12, 2008

j man

1)strong manly man that thinks he is perfect and everyone else is less important then him.

2)classic rock loving person
3)athletic and very good at what he does(not very much)

that cocky person. what a j man.

j man by big t 7 November 17, 2007

J Man

A dope Alien from outer space who disguises themselves in human flesh of an attractive person. J Man's are infatuated with Mclovin and like to do drugs.

"Woah that's very J Man of you"

J Man by J Man the Alien January 28, 2024

J Man

J Man is someone who sits at the back of the room, the man who knocks, the goat, mister aura

yourdailywtakes: yo who on siege? 👀
trust: i dont play with copper shitters.
cnote: yo trust ur a J Man
trust: glaze it
rx: kids a boss

J Man by fuckrx February 6, 2025

The J Man

A truly affectionate term for Jesus Christ.

I was talking to the J man the other day and I asked Him...

The J Man by Jimmy Hardwick July 28, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026