The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.
We know you didn't do it, but have to arrest you; it's the O.J. law.
The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.
Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.
Inspired by the Academy Award winning beauty Jennifer Lawrence, the Rule of JLaw states that those that walk upright must fall down. As we all know there is no place Jennifer can go and not find an object, real or imaginary, to trip over.
"While walking in my wedding dress up the church stairs the Rule of JLaw struck me and down I went."
"Watch out for that orange safety cone. I would hate for the Rule of JLaw to occur!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.