j-law

Jennifer Lawrence's nickname

'Oi Dude! Who do you think will win the Grammy for best actress?'
Oh its gotta be J-Law she's ace!

by Mojitohuma January 1, 2014

O.J. law

The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.

We know you didn't do it, but have to arrest you; it's the O.J. law.

by Vincent Watkins August 20, 2007

j-lawed

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

j-lawed

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

Jlawked

The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.

Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Rule of JLaw

Inspired by the Academy Award winning beauty Jennifer Lawrence, the Rule of JLaw states that those that walk upright must fall down. As we all know there is no place Jennifer can go and not find an object, real or imaginary, to trip over.

"While walking in my wedding dress up the church stairs the Rule of JLaw struck me and down I went."
"Watch out for that orange safety cone. I would hate for the Rule of JLaw to occur!"

by Lady Coco March 12, 2014