Jlawked

The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.

Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

jawked

An example of when someone says something and you try to recall what jibber jabber they said, but your rotten brain has a mental blank, so you try to search on what you think they said. And end up getting no apparent meaning.

Example:

Singer: *RAPPING*
You: I wonder what he is saying
You: I wish the stupid radio station showed the names of these songs

5 HOURS LATER

You: Time to find this song!
You: hmmm was it jawked in super thin and stupifink and mintergals?
Your device: SORRY NO MEANING FOR THAT
You: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnksasdiasidiwodsidascajdlsjksjdawopjdsladsnlkdjasldkjsadbbrrff!

by typebeats March 17, 2021