Definitions by maxmoefoe
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Angry German Kid
1)
A fattish german boy who turned viral via youtube, it is undetermined whether he is an actor or not.
The Angry German Kid sit's in front of his computer playing Unreal Tournament and constantly yells abuse and smashes the shit out of his Keyboard in the process, he can't handle losing, he can't handle lag and he can't handle the game not loading.
In the end he goes insane, smashes his keyboard to hell, screams a few more times at the computer and then runs away with a whimpering sound going to have a cry like a little bitch.
Many youtube videos have been made with differant English subtitles to make it funny and fresh each time and even though it's just the same clip with differant sub titles it continues to be funny (as long as the person who makes it isn't a dickhead).
2)
Used to describe someone who loses their temper or rages at the computer or anything else for no reason.
A fattish german boy who turned viral via youtube, it is undetermined whether he is an actor or not.
The Angry German Kid sit's in front of his computer playing Unreal Tournament and constantly yells abuse and smashes the shit out of his Keyboard in the process, he can't handle losing, he can't handle lag and he can't handle the game not loading.
In the end he goes insane, smashes his keyboard to hell, screams a few more times at the computer and then runs away with a whimpering sound going to have a cry like a little bitch.
Many youtube videos have been made with differant English subtitles to make it funny and fresh each time and even though it's just the same clip with differant sub titles it continues to be funny (as long as the person who makes it isn't a dickhead).
2)
Used to describe someone who loses their temper or rages at the computer or anything else for no reason.
John: OH MY GOD!~!!!!hbvebfhdbfhj jf bvfRAGHH!!!!!!!! WHY WON'T SIMS 3 LOAD!
Steve: Settle down... don't be such an Angry German Kid
Steve: Settle down... don't be such an Angry German Kid
Angry German Kid by maxmoefoe June 12, 2010
Sticker Stomp
Sticker Stomp is the act of slapping somebody with a follow through open palm and following the impact of the slap is the stomp, generally using the foot or both feet.
It gets its name from the follow through slap is representing the application of a sticker being placed/stuck to something and then the stomp being the obvious after action.
It gets its name from the follow through slap is representing the application of a sticker being placed/stuck to something and then the stomp being the obvious after action.
Steven: Did you hear about jayden?
Ben: No, what about jayden?
Steven: He got caught up in a gang fight tuesday night and somebody sticker stompt his head right on the curb.
Ben: D:
Ben: No, what about jayden?
Steven: He got caught up in a gang fight tuesday night and somebody sticker stompt his head right on the curb.
Ben: D:
Sticker Stomp by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Sticker Stomp
Sticker Stomp is the act of slapping somebody with a follow through open palm and following the impact of the slap is the stomp, generally using the foot or both feet.
It gets its name from the follow through slap is representing the application of a sticker being placed/stuck to something and then the stomp being the obvious after action.
It gets its name from the follow through slap is representing the application of a sticker being placed/stuck to something and then the stomp being the obvious after action.
Steven: Did you hear about jayden?
Ben: No, what about jayden?
Steven: He got caught up in a gang fight tuesday night and somebody sticker stompt his head right on the curb.
Ben: D:
Ben: No, what about jayden?
Steven: He got caught up in a gang fight tuesday night and somebody sticker stompt his head right on the curb.
Ben: D:
Sticker Stomp by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Chear Bicken
A Chear Bicken is the cross bred animal which is created when a bear and chicken commence interspecies erotica. The Chear Bicken has a bear snout and fur but the general body shape of an average chicken, just slightly larger and much more muscular, it's thighs are more noticable in it's strange appearance as they have traces of feathers on them and are lighter in tone. The Chear Bicken is a carnivore and takes a liking to the flesh of human children.
Ben: Have you seen my son anywhere?
Steve: I think i saw him playing outside by that tree on the edge of the woods, i'd go find him if i were you, there's been Chear Bickens spotted around that area
Ben: Chear Bickens? pfft, they're just a myth
*Ben goes to find his son* *Finds a trail of harvested organs*
Steve: I think i saw him playing outside by that tree on the edge of the woods, i'd go find him if i were you, there's been Chear Bickens spotted around that area
Ben: Chear Bickens? pfft, they're just a myth
*Ben goes to find his son* *Finds a trail of harvested organs*
Chear Bicken by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Brock Vision
Brock Vision or Brock Sight meaning; bad eye sight. When someone is having trouble seeing or noticing something in front of them or at a distance they are legible to be called on having Brock Vision.
The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".
The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".
Kurt: I can hardly see it, can you bring it a bit closer?
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision
Brock Vision by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Ray Goggles
An expression used when someone falls over nothing or walks in to something which was obviously there causing people to think "How did he even walk in to that?!"
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.
Brad: Be right back, i'm just going to grab an ice cream from the freezer
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*
Ray Goggles by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010