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It's a term used when working in the field. When the job is getting tough you have to get back up, dust yourself off, fire up a joint and keep working.

i.e. Joint Up, Spark up a J, Smoke em if you've got em.
In example when Land Surveying: The Party Chief might say, "Let's all j up in the low ground and get this job finished!" or "It's time to J Up!"
J Up! by The Frost Pin March 30, 2005
Related Words

J’ed Up 

When CJ drinks 1 mixed drink and gets drunk then belligerently yells for the KU basketball team
CJ was thrown out of a ga for getting J’ed Up
J’ed Up by SKacsir March 18, 2018

spark up a j 

spark up = light up
j = joint spliff
but it means calm down
it could also mean hurry up if said it like
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
some ones shouting
yo spark up a j

u need to catch a bus but ur fr4eind is to slow
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
spark up a j by jez to the rez January 22, 2004

Up it but /j 

What Jill texted me trying to say "Up ur butt /j"
Jill: "Up it but /j"
Jill: "Up ur butt /j*"
Chloe: "Oh... Okay."
Up it but /j by AriaSapphire March 12, 2023

J.U.P.S. 

J.U.P.S.
Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

Synonyms include: ate up and soup sandwich.
J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.
J.U.P.S. by reemyb September 7, 2021
J.U.P.S.- Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.
J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

Also see: soup sandwich, ate up, hot mess
J.U.P.S by reemyb September 24, 2021
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