jupas

a fat and fugly person, either gender.

i would rather die than having sex with that jupas.

by Laisan February 27, 2005

Jurassic Prick

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Judased

To be “Judased” is to be betrayed, usually by someone you trust and love.

The word comes from the 13th Apostle Judas Iscariot who betrayed Jesus to his death.

The word has currently been made popular by the novel and movie “Cloud Atlas” by David Mitchell.

“Her life was sad n' judased, she died tryin' to change the Old-Uns thinkin’.”

by Ian De La Rosa September 4, 2013

Facebook Judas

n. A person who friends you on Facebook that you thought was a friend but turns out to have done so with malevolent intent, e.g., for purposes of surveillance, stalking, harassing or defaming.

n. Did you hear what Dick did? He friended everybody at work, then uploaded pictures from a porn site and tagged them all. What a Facebook Judas.

by Oregander May 5, 2009

Judas

An individual whom sells out his/her friends for thier own personal benefit.

Yo man, why you being a judas.

by billy June 1, 2003

judas priest

A British metal band who gained international notice in the late 70s and were one of the most popular names of the 80s. Largely responsible for the traditional heavy metal sound through their influential 70s work, and established the important genre of speed metal. Also notorious for featuring singer Rob Halford, who came out of the closet as gay after his departure from the band in 1993. (He rejoined the band in the summer of 2003.)

If you don't like Judas Priest, then you simply don't like metal.

by Pyrus August 26, 2004