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An Iyven is a guy that has so much shit going on in every type of bad way but still is a lovely guy. He's romantic and sexy and a huge teddy bear all in one. But acts all hard. He honest so much where it's annoying but is great in a relationship with his loyalty. Complete badass and always gets in trouble. If you are looking for anyone. Look for an Iyven.
Girl:"Man he over here got a girl pregnant!!"

Other girl: " But he promised responsibility for the baby gave her up just to be with you!!"
Another girl: "That's an Iyven for ya."
iyven by TMM21927 February 4, 2018
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Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas
“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles”

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”
Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022
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who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”
A hecking awesome person who always looks out for others. She has a rough time sometimes helping herself, but does not choke to help others. You should be more then happy to call her your friend.
Ivena is an amazing friend. You should meet her.
Ivena by Good Guy Nick November 7, 2021

Sad App Inventor 

In the MIT app inventor competition students used scratch coding with expensive code while loosing to a rando with

cheaper code. Causing these app inventors to be sad.
*Snapchat story* "Missing, drunk, awake at 4 A.M. (Sad App Inventor)."
Sad App Inventor by sadappinventor September 30, 2021

Archie the inventor 

Character from Balamory, a chum of PC Plum. Archie lives in a Pink Castle, is quite fat and wears a kilt.
He is always fiddling with some great new invention, which requires him to ask PC Plum for some assistance.
Certainly not intended for the CBBC audience
Hello PC Plum, would you mind holding this knob for me
Archie the inventor by dpme December 24, 2004
the sweetest, kindest, most caring person in the world. Everyone would be lucky to have an Iven in their life. Iven is everything good. He unlocks parts of your heart that seemed closed forever. He is patient, attentive and all around wonderful. He will do anything to see a smile on your face, and you will want to do anything to see his smile too. When he smiles, it is an amazing phenomena, for a split second everything is right in the world. When he smiles, I smile. His eyes radiate with warmth and kindness. His capacity for love is limitless. In times when others get angry and lash out, Iven remains calm and supportive. He will hold you tight when you are full of fear. There is nothing better than being in his arms, it is the safest place in the world. In his arms time stands still. He will be your strength in any time of need. An Ivan will caress your face, look deep into your eyes and tell you he loves you with all his heart. An Iven will tell you that you are beautiful and perfect and amazing, with such certainty that you too believe it is true. In loving Iven you will also learn to love yourself. Iven truly is synonymous with love.
Iven by UrMoMGayUtOO March 25, 2019
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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