iyfli 

Stands for 'if you feel like it'.

Use it to make a suggestion, which respects the free will of all recipients.

"Yo bossman, you take out the trash when you leave, if you feel like it."

"ngl it would be lit if you came over iyfli. lybb"

iyfli by nowSimon January 4, 2022

Iylia 

Iylia originating from "ilia" one of the most beautiful ancient Greek cities. It also means perfect in many ways. A person named iylia is very smart and clever. She will always be at the top if she wanted to. A hardworking person but sometimes lazy.

"She is very smart. I guess we should call her iylia starting from now"
"Wow, she is very iylia !"

Iylia by Translationpro December 28, 2017

self-inflicted Giuliani wound 

Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.

When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.

self-inflicted Giuliani wound by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

IFLIPGETGF 

I feel like I played good enough to get feet. People with a foot fetish would say that they deserve feet pictures if they played really good at their game.

Person 1: how’d you play tonight?
Person 2: IFLIPGETGF

Person 1: damn you must’ve played real good.

IFLIPGETGF by fearlover101 November 20, 2018

Self Inflicted Situation 

An event or happening of regrettable proportions.

Also knows as S.I.S.

I know man, that was definitely a self inflicted situation.

Self Inflicted Situation by Tcoch#33 August 21, 2010

Self Inflicted Insomnia 

Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.

A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.

Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.

Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.

Self Inflicted Insomnia by iproxii June 24, 2011

self-inflicted orgasm 

Masturbation.

Johnny suffered from a self-inflicted orgasm. Or rather, he didn't suffer at all.

self-inflicted orgasm by inothernews April 8, 2010