Iflidiot

Some idiot who is so self-obsessed and believes they know everything. It is basically the ‘fake omniscient idiot’ but when you use this word they won’t understand because they assume they know what you intended to say.

Hudson is such an Iflidiot
“Haha you can’t spell idiot” - The Iflidiot Hudson

Iflidiot by ItsMeYourRoaster June 27, 2021

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Iflidiot

A French word meaning charming semi smart diesel lover. Pronounced (eye/fly/diout)

Your such and Iflidiot, or What a good Iflidiot

Iflidiot by Iflidiot December 13, 2021

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Iflidiot • illidiot

illidiot

A person who failed the literacy test and is an idiot.

"Doesn't apple have 9 letters in it?"

"You're a fucking illidiot."

illidiot by GingerJewRatHallMonitor May 2, 2009

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ILLIDIOT

A person who is uneducated and also lacking in intelligence.

A person messed up their computer by clicking on every download button multiple times. They are a computer illidiot.

A guy decided to skateboard off a roof into a kiddie pool. He is an illidiot.
A woman used white out on a computer monitor. She is an illidiot.

ILLIDIOT by DoFixIt March 2, 2014

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Illidiot

An illiterate idiot.

Person 1: Hey can you read this Harry Potter book for me?
Person 2: You're an illidiot. That's literally a Pokemon book.

Illidiot by WrenFloof#0666 December 17, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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