When one male puts his excretion on his penis and rubs the liquid over the tip of his penis to the ballsack and lubricates the genitals thoroughly, the point of masturbation has commenced to which there is no turning back.
As I went on that girls Instagram account and saw all of her nudes, i spit on my dick and started jerking off. I knew it's on and had the most longest masturbation and dry est mouth of my life
This means that the person speaking will pay the whole amount, used typically when something purchased is shared between two or more people - such as a resturant meal.
Dinner was $40 - here is my $20.
No, keep your money, it's on me.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.