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Istwl
istwl by toaster032 July 9, 2011
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iStalking 

1. The act of stalking someone through internet resources such as Facebook, MySpace, Picasa, etc.

2. To visit one's private profile in hopes that one day you'll see more than their current profile pic.
Dude, I'm so in love with this chic that I'm iStalking her Facebook page.
iStalking by Ed Melendez December 18, 2008
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A slang term used for a Gun
Dude got knocked with the Istol
Istol by I.C.I.B Goldman March 20, 2007

IStoleMadsLeg 

IStoleMadsLeg is a pretty famous roblox tiktoker! She loves her friends so much, that she’ll even make video’s about them. How cute is that?!? She has a small amount of friends, but they still help her with a lot of things! example: Maddie, Maya, Savannah, and Jax.
Player 1- OMG!! Is that IStoleMadsLeg?!
Player 2- OMGG!! I THINK IT IS!!
Player 1- LETS GO SAY HI!!
Player 2- YEA COME ON!! LETS GO!!
Player 1- THIS IS SO COOL!!
IStoleMadsLeg by Heyo!! February 1, 2021

istwwiwy 

I stop the world when I’m with you
Bf: hey babe
Gf: hey handsome

Bf: istwwiwy
Gf: aww, I feel the same way
istwwiwy by Arbbel February 26, 2021
When a car is way slow taking off at a green light because the driver is still text-messaging, checking email, playing Angry Birds or using other apps instead of watching the traffic.
I was only four cars back but ended up missing that light because three cars in front of me iStalled.
iStall by Nicko Longabaugh December 20, 2010

istlineous

a term used to describe scientific advancement as well as dynamic group functionary.
It's an Islineous Project
Top-Secret Istlineous Data

The Istlineous group is a secret group
Istlineous science is beyond quantum
The AI is running on an Istlineous platform
istlineous by |EStarr| June 8, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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