iStalk

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The proper name given to an iPod touch that the user uses mostly to stalk people on the internet, or mostly facebook. With internet on the go and an easy to use facebook layout stalking has never been so easy.

Now I can listen to music AND stalk people on facebook anywhere on my new iStalk!

iStalk by laser_life August 11, 2008

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iStalking

1. The act of stalking someone through internet resources such as Facebook, MySpace, Picasa, etc.

2. To visit one's private profile in hopes that one day you'll see more than their current profile pic.

Dude, I'm so in love with this chic that I'm iStalking her Facebook page.

iStalking by Ed Melendez December 18, 2008

Related Words

iStalk • iStalker • iStalking • italkfortnite • Istake • iStall • italk • instalk • Instalker • Instalkgramming

Instalker

Someone who follows strangers on Instagram and follows every story they publish.

"I'm one of your instalkers and love your recent story on places to eat in Vietnam."

Instalker by abnvngpl October 20, 2018

ITalkFortnite

Doesn’t clickbait at all. Has a fire beard and has goth girls in his basement.

I’m ITalkFortnite’s goth girl in his basement send help.

ITalkFortnite by Steeeel August 10, 2019

italktosnakes

Kristina (or "Monday"), aka italktosnakes on youtube is 1/5 of the five awesome girls, and 1/2 of the parselmouths. Kristina can be seen every monday on the five awesome girls channel on youtube. She has a book club, a wizard rock band, and is known to be very upbeat. Oh, and she was hatched from a dragon egg. Maybe this explains her awesome?

"Oh no! Monday is almost over and italktosnakes hasn't posted a video to fiveawesomegirls! She's TOTALLY getting punished. I hope Lauren thinks of a good one.

italktosnakes by andyoulaughed June 14, 2008

intalksicated

Someone so involved into their phone conversation that the world around them disappears. Their phone conversation makes them drunk.

When these people stop talking on their phones, they do not recognize their surroundings and just continue to drive aimlessly in hopes of finding their way home again. Look at this women! She is so intalksicated she didn't stop at that stop sign! Good thing she wasn't blond, she might have intalksicated her way into your the side of your car then Boom Goes the Dynamite!!

intalksicated by RonDMC70 August 22, 2011

Istake

A guy that you thought was a mistake but it turns out he was the perfect guy all along.

It turns out he is so caring and really makes you happy

"Damn I thought he was a mistake but it turns out he is an istake! I'm so happy!"

Istake by Dawg1994 November 24, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026