Israeli'd 

When someone who covets your personal belongings or your home and they take it by force, and then they play the victim when you publicly complain...

You've been Israeli'd

A great, big, muscular bully walks up to you and, with absolutely no provocation, proceeds to beat the crap out of you while shouting "Stop attacking me!"...

Further, when a video clearly shows that bully beating the crap out of you, the bully plays the victim and simply says that your video evidence is just "fake news"...

You've been Israeli'd

When your entire extended family has been brutally slaughtered like animals in an abatoire by IDF soldiers and your property has been given to a Settler-Terrorist...

You've been israeli'd

When a videos emerge which clearly shows what has happened and the perpetrators claim that your information is mistaken, your video footage is fake and you are just a terrorist sympathizer...

You've been Israeli'd

Whenever someone tells the world a lie in order to gain sympathy for themselves, at the expense innocent people...

The world has been Israeli'd

When someone assaults you and then they claim that it was actually you who assaulted them...and the world turns a blind eye and says, ok...

You've been Israeli'd

Whenever someone lies to themselves in order to deny their own guilt, when they work things out in their own head so that THEY are always right and they are above the law...

-they are probably a Zionist and you're about to be Israeli'd.

That theif just stole my car and now they're driving it around while claiming that it has always been their car.

They just Israeli'd me!

Israeli'd by The Educated Atheist February 23, 2024

israeli'd 

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

That Palestinian family just got Israeli'd by Settler-terrorists.

israeli'd by The Educated Atheist March 8, 2024

israeli defense forces

A group of some of the worlds hottest males, fighting to defend their country and freedom in the middle east. Also absolute badasses

Birthright girl 1: Who's that guy?
Birthright girl 2: Hes an Israeli Defense Forces soldier.
Birthright girl 1: I'll fuck him later at the hotel

israeli defense forces by jew92 May 4, 2014

Israeli Defense Force shirt 

The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.

"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"

Israeli Defense Force shirt by therenster October 13, 2007

Israeli defences 

A large group murd3rers who like to k1ll women and children and b0mb innocent civilians in Palestine. The IDF are criminals who work for apartheid state Isnotreal and are dedicated to the ethnic cleansing and war crimes against Palestinians.

‘Israeli defences are pussies’

Israeli defences by idkyou4444 October 25, 2023

Israel'd

To rightfully take back what is yours usually something that had been stolen

I Israel'd my TV back after my roommate stole it

Israel'd by @squading December 26, 2023

ISRAEL-D

ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.

Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.

It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.

Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.

Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!

Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.

Person 2: Fr?!

Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!

ISRAEL-D by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024