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ishon by WhenP1gsF1y May 4, 2018
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iphone conspiracy
“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”
-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)
-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)
iphone conspiracy by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020
iPhone Conspiracies
If you’re googling this, it’s probably because of a Larry Stylinson reference. It refers to a clip of Louis Tomlinson where he compares the fan rumours of his and Harry Styles’ relationship, to conspiracies about iPhones. However the way he phrases it has led many “Larries” to believe he was lying. They believe it was a poorly attempted cover up. But oBviOuSlY 🙄 Larry isnt real.
(It’s not used in sentences other than to make jokes about bad liars)
For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚
For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚
iPhone Conspiracies by dsfgaj09lo May 19, 2021
iPhone legs
When you're playing games/texting while taking a dump and you inadvertently cut off the circulation to your legs, causing your legs to fall asleep.
Dude, yesterday I was taking a dump and I played pacman for so long that I got the worst case of iPhone legs ever!
iPhone legs by a1kiko08 April 11, 2010
Ishani
Ishani is one of the cutest, brightest sweetest, and funniest people to be around. At one look and all the boys will be head over heels for her.
If she's your best friend, she will always brighten your day. Spending time with her will be worth while, and you appreciate how she is such and amazing person. You'll also have a lot of laughing until you cry moments together.
If shes your girlfriend then keep her, and let her know that she's worth your time. Be there for her even when she's not at her best. Treat her with respect and love. She's not something you want to loose.
If she's your enemy well...good luck, this girl is savage and isn't afraid to stand up for herself when someone disagrees. You'll also have to go through her best friends if you think messing with her is a good idea. Let me tell you, it's not.
Intersteller, her eyes are like twinkling stars,
She has beauty like Venus and passion like Mars,
Heart full of love and truth in her soul,
A goddess of men whom's hearts she stole,
Not a creature that breathes should not love you,
Ishani you are amazing, if only you knew.
If she's your best friend, she will always brighten your day. Spending time with her will be worth while, and you appreciate how she is such and amazing person. You'll also have a lot of laughing until you cry moments together.
If shes your girlfriend then keep her, and let her know that she's worth your time. Be there for her even when she's not at her best. Treat her with respect and love. She's not something you want to loose.
If she's your enemy well...good luck, this girl is savage and isn't afraid to stand up for herself when someone disagrees. You'll also have to go through her best friends if you think messing with her is a good idea. Let me tell you, it's not.
Intersteller, her eyes are like twinkling stars,
She has beauty like Venus and passion like Mars,
Heart full of love and truth in her soul,
A goddess of men whom's hearts she stole,
Not a creature that breathes should not love you,
Ishani you are amazing, if only you knew.
Boy 1: Did you see Ishani? She is so gorgeous.
Boy 2: I know...I'm going to ask her out.
Boy 1: Nah man, she's mine.
Boy 2: Hell no, I call her.
Boy 1: Come at me bro.
Best friend: Lol, you guys are idiots. Ishani is mine. *Flips hair and walks out*
Boy 2: I know...I'm going to ask her out.
Boy 1: Nah man, she's mine.
Boy 2: Hell no, I call her.
Boy 1: Come at me bro.
Best friend: Lol, you guys are idiots. Ishani is mine. *Flips hair and walks out*
Ishani by GlitterRobber May 15, 2017
Ishini
She can be funny and very pretty indeed though can have mood switches in an instant.
You should never wake her up in the morning as she will threaten to murder you and your legs.
Apart from that anyone who is friends with an Ishini will have an amazing time as she knows how to get the party going.
She can be very kind most of the time and is a loyal friend, if she talks to you or even touches you- be happy. Hardly many people get to become friends with an Ishini or even be touched or talked to and so you should be one excited person and tell the world.
Ishini can also be amazing or perfect.
You should never wake her up in the morning as she will threaten to murder you and your legs.
Apart from that anyone who is friends with an Ishini will have an amazing time as she knows how to get the party going.
She can be very kind most of the time and is a loyal friend, if she talks to you or even touches you- be happy. Hardly many people get to become friends with an Ishini or even be touched or talked to and so you should be one excited person and tell the world.
Ishini can also be amazing or perfect.
Ishini by zombiesareamazing April 28, 2013
iPhone 7+
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