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past tense of the verb form of irony, i.e., to irony something is to create or point out a situation that screams irony. Often, it's karma doing the ironying. For example, karma ironies you when you haven't been laid in forever, but you have to get checked by your lady doctor for nut cancer.
Karma says “I still totally ironied you, bitch”
ironied by Wink Dinkerson May 2, 2006
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waffle ironed 

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"
waffle ironed by JewLay April 19, 2010

Ironidence 

An coincidental situation of made unique by a strong ironic quality; when something is both coincidental and ironic.
"The Internet is my chief weakness around term paper season."
"I'm exactly the same way! In fact, I have a paper due tomorrow at four!"
"The ironidence of this situation is not lost on me..."
Ironidence by 7humbs April 29, 2010

Ironed Out 

1.The succesfull result of a Gay-Male being turned hetro, after hard work put forth by a female who is attracted to the male.
2. the process of straighting a gay person
3. A female who feels it's her place, to turn a male straight.

a. an iron usually must be hot to work
Are you sure Erin had Sex with Thomas? I thought he was gay? "Nah man, after weeks of hard work,aka ironing, she finally got him Ironed out.

Erin has been ironing that gay dude for weeks, and he still is a fag.

That Erin must think she is an iron, she has been trying to turn that dude straight for weeks.
Ironed Out by Smoothie42 October 29, 2010

ironized 

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
ironized by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

body ironed 

When you wear a wrinkled shirt and the heat from your body gets rid of the wrinkles.
I wasn't going to wear that shirt because it was so wrinkled but I figured it would be body ironed in a few minutes.
body ironed by chelimama April 21, 2010
The act of getting laid usually in a prone position.
"I hooked up last night with John and he ironed me good."
Ironed by Gulliver1953 December 21, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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