ironied

past tense of the verb form of irony, i.e., to irony something is to create or point out a situation that screams irony. Often, it's karma doing the ironying. For example, karma ironies you when you haven't been laid in forever, but you have to get checked by your lady doctor for nut cancer.

Karma says “I still totally ironied you, bitch”

ironied by Wink Dinkerson May 2, 2006

waffle ironed 

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

waffle ironed by JewLay April 19, 2010

Ironidence 

An coincidental situation of made unique by a strong ironic quality; when something is both coincidental and ironic.

"The Internet is my chief weakness around term paper season."
"I'm exactly the same way! In fact, I have a paper due tomorrow at four!"
"The ironidence of this situation is not lost on me..."

Ironidence by 7humbs April 29, 2010

Ironed Out 

1.The succesfull result of a Gay-Male being turned hetro, after hard work put forth by a female who is attracted to the male.
2. the process of straighting a gay person
3. A female who feels it's her place, to turn a male straight.

a. an iron usually must be hot to work

Are you sure Erin had Sex with Thomas? I thought he was gay? "Nah man, after weeks of hard work,aka ironing, she finally got him Ironed out.

Erin has been ironing that gay dude for weeks, and he still is a fag.

That Erin must think she is an iron, she has been trying to turn that dude straight for weeks.

Ironed Out by Smoothie42 October 29, 2010

ironized 

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.

He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.

ironized by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

body ironed 

When you wear a wrinkled shirt and the heat from your body gets rid of the wrinkles.

I wasn't going to wear that shirt because it was so wrinkled but I figured it would be body ironed in a few minutes.

body ironed by chelimama April 21, 2010

Ironed 

The act of getting laid usually in a prone position.

"I hooked up last night with John and he ironed me good."

Ironed by Gulliver1953 December 21, 2008