A person that identifies as a lolicon but denies being a pedophile or being attracted to real children, saying they only like drawings.
They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.
Non-lolicon: Loli is pedophilia. You are masturbating to drawings of children.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).