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Person 1: "That girl's such an ironboard."
Person 2: "Eh?"
Person 1: "She has no boobs."
Person 2: ": "Oh, I see...she is pretty flat..."

ironboard by LizzieLulz February 6, 2009

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Ironbound

The Ironbound/Down Neck is a part of Newark with a huge Portuguese population.
Every year 500,000 people gather on Ferry St (the main commercial street) for the Portugal Day Feast. Keep in mind that the entire population of Newark is around 280,000.

1: I'm going to Newark today.

2: Foda-se! You wanna get killed?

1: Oh no dude, I'm going to the Ironbound.

2. Oh alright, take it easy.

Ironbound by contagion; January 22, 2008

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inboard man

i man who loves to work on inboard motors in boats. Also loves to swing big hammers and create alot of noise during early morning hours or when fellow employees are having lunch. You also can distinguish an inboard man by the blood he leave behind in the boat he work on.

Who is making all that noise this early in the morning??

It must be inboard man.

inboard man by inboard man September 26, 2010

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Inboardin

Similar to motorboating but breasts are replaced with ass and face is firmly pressed into softest part of the cheeks, tongue is fully extended and excessive salivation occurs.

If your partner lets you go Inboardin, it should be considered a priveledge and treated as such. At no time should one run aground(when the tongue passes the taint into the vaginal area.)it is considered unsanitary and rude.

Inboardin by InfamousFloorHost October 29, 2012

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inboarding

Hiring from within as in employee inboarding.

Our Inboarding Programs provide your organization and employees with the framework and skills to choose the best career path within your organization.

inboarding by LGcoolJ November 13, 2013

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ironguardx

A simp that loves to be with a special person and loves food

IronGuardX is so nice to chicken

ironguardx by batchicken October 21, 2020

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InboardSpider61

Glizzy gobbler

InboardSpider61 is a glizzy gobbler

InboardSpider61 by Jämëš ŵëbbä November 21, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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