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The better version of IDGAF.

Next time you're at the family dinner table, slobbing down on your dad's juicy meat, say "IONGAF!" outloud. The following should occur:

- V-bucks and used panties will rain from the sky
- Women will catcall you

- Your genitals will grow substantially (applicable to all genders)

If the following does not occur, please visit www.iongaf.xyz for more details.
A girl (that is bad): "What's that smell?"
You: "IONGAF!"
iongaf by RWANG December 26, 2023
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it basically means I don’t give a fuck
“I wanna fight you”
“iongaf 😭”
iongaf by iongaf March 30, 2024
Related Words

Iongvafuk 

Slang for I Dont Give a Fuck
Worker: What do you want on your pizza sir?
you: Iongvafuk

or

Bully: Give me your lunch money or im gonna beat you up!
you:Iongvafuk
Iongvafuk by Danny Foley March 5, 2008

iongiafu 

It's basically an abbreviation of the phrase "I don't give a fuck". I started saying this a while back after I heard one of Nicki Minaj's songs in which she sings "I don't give a fuck hoe" so then I created this little acronym/abbreviation.
For example:
Linda: Omg Julen look what Mary just said about you.
Julen: What did she say?
Linda: She called you a bitch and she's talking shit.
Julen: Iongiafu
iongiafu by marinadelrey March 22, 2013
I dont give a fuck.
ion gaf that you won 920k gambling
ion gaf by evgoof March 31, 2023

iongifuh 

shorter, socially acceptable way to say i dont give a fuck.
This chick is telling me about her boy problems and truthfully iongifuh.

girl 1: did you know your ex boyfriend is dating your bff jill
girl 2: iongifuh, shes a ho anyways.
iongifuh by tina1101 March 15, 2008
the abbreviation for “i never gave a fuck”

usen when you never cared about something or someone
hoe1: what happened between us

hoe 2: oh ingaf about you
ingaf by jellycat2045 June 12, 2023
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