invoshing 

invoshing - invoking emotion.

“i am currently invoshing angry”

invoshing by fiery ,,,, September 16, 2020

Investing 

Glorified gambling

I just lost 100 bucks from investing in the stock market. I'm gonna put $100 more in, I'm sure I'll do better this time!

Investing by mad5793 February 26, 2015

Investing Aggressively 

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

Investing Aggressively by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018

anal sex involving objects 

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Kevin's mom : Hey Kevin what did you do last night
Kevin : I did anal sex involving objects.
Kevin's mom : ...

anal sex involving objects by ALEXDESHNUT May 20, 2016

Invoking Ego 

Hey, fuck yourself. Stop trying to invoke my ego. Nobody buys that shit.

Hym "Didn't I write about this earlier? People like invoking ego as though it alters in any way shape or form what is actually happening. You pay me for that AI you cripple. My ego is exactly where it should be. This is nothing more that vapid motivation policing coming from dog-shit people who would throw the lives of your children in the dumpster literally to get away with stealing. They're already in the ground. The YouTube fucks wanted to make a point about rape porn and/or their religion and now you can kiss your kids goodbye. Elon doesn't think he has to credit or pay me. He thinks he can go on Jordan Peterson's podcast and give a wink and a nod to somebody who 'AI wouldn't be where it is today without *so-and-so*' and we all have to pretend he didn't just dare me to murder your kids. Should I take the dare? What about the weaponized schizophrenia? Is that happening or is it not happening? What am I wrong about here?"

Invoking Ego by Hym Iam April 5, 2025

Happy Investing Ratio 

Happy Investing Ratio tranlate from thai word "klai kriad ratio " which mean worry free at all

It's common way to beat the stock market by draw out youe own original money that invest in the market

Happy investing ratio is ,when you buy any definite stock 1000 shares @1 dollar per share , when stock price soars to 2 dollar per share , sold 500 shares and draw out your own money(1000 dollar). Now fhe remain 500 shares in your portfolio is free from any risks forever!!!!!!!

Happy Investing Ratio by klaikriad September 18, 2022

social investing 

Social investing, a practice embraced by many, carries inherent risks—especially for individuals lacking financial education. The allure of quick gains can lead to perilous outcomes when investors heed misguided recommendations and invest in assets such as meme stocks, penny stocks, or cryptocurrencies like GameStop, AMC, or Bitcoin, right before a market sell-off. This scenario underscores the importance of conducting thorough research and exercising caution when navigating the dynamic world of social investing.

Bob: Hey man, Carly told me to download Robinhood for social investing into this one penny stock. I put $100 bucks into it.
Jason: Did you make money on it?
Bob: Nah man, the company went bankrupt and got delisted! I lost all my money!
Jason: You need to be more responsible with your money!

social investing by the _bad_investor December 8, 2023