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Investurbate
When you can't determine whether something is hot or not, so you decide to put it to the masturbatory test.
I'm 50% certain this HomeGoods ad is heating me up, but I'm not sure. Time to investurbate.
Yahoo Answers couldn't tell me whether or not I'm sexually attracted to Ansel Adams' photographs, so I had to do some ground-level investurbation. I'm not. We're good.
Yahoo Answers couldn't tell me whether or not I'm sexually attracted to Ansel Adams' photographs, so I had to do some ground-level investurbation. I'm not. We're good.
Investurbate by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
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special investigation branch
The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019
investigate my hole
investigate my hole by jim6471 June 8, 2018
emotionally invested
Caring for someone to the point of vulnerability knowingly your going to get hurt at some point by them yet still taking the chance to be connected and is something we should not jump into or let it happen lightly. Not necessarily a romantic sexual feeling
I care very deeply for you and believe we'll always be Emotionally connected.
I feel emotionally invested in your life
I feel emotionally invested in your life
emotionally invested by Realthoughts January 12, 2017
Government Supported Private Investigator
A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
Government Supported Private Investigator by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020
Investment Bang
when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck
or in short
the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
or in short
the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007