Someone who , tries to shift the blame by any means to an innocent party after blocking a toilet with an unsightly and unflushable poo !
There's an inturdgent loose in the office
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An insurgent is someone who is not in the official military of a nation but fights against a country in a rebellion (see insurgency). The Iraq War was actually a short war, it's now an insurgency. There are insurgencies all over the world, Chechnya for example.
It's not just a 'liberal term' for 'terrorist', grow up. Not all insurgents are terrorists, while many feel they must resort to such tactics.
Get out of your redneck holes and get educated. Stop blaming all of your problems on liberals, Bush was the one who lied about WMDs and started the pointless war.
It's not just a 'liberal term' for 'terrorist', grow up. Not all insurgents are terrorists, while many feel they must resort to such tactics.
Get out of your redneck holes and get educated. Stop blaming all of your problems on liberals, Bush was the one who lied about WMDs and started the pointless war.
<AK-47 fire>
Soldier 1: What the fuck?!
Soldier 2: We're under attack!
Soldier 1: Fucking insurgents...
Soldier 1: What the fuck?!
Soldier 2: We're under attack!
Soldier 1: Fucking insurgents...
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by dswiggles December 18, 2010
Get the Inturdnet mug.A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
by sandy_x December 13, 2012
Get the Dirty Insurgent mug.A word for rebel that the Bush Administration uses to define freedom fighters in Iraq becuase the administration thinks that it sounds more like "inserted" implying that the rebel forces are from outside Iraq and therefore less legitimate.
"Let's not use 'rebel,' that will remind kids too much of Star Wars and they might start thinking that these people have a right to defend their country from foreign invaders. Use 'insurgent,' instead. That way it sounds like they're terrorists rather than just people trying to defend their homes."
- Donald Rumsfeld
- Donald Rumsfeld
by Captain Yellowbeard November 8, 2004
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Made famous by youtube's "TexasGrown409" AKA The Iraq Veteran Gamer.
Made famous by youtube's "TexasGrown409" AKA The Iraq Veteran Gamer.
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