inturdgent

Someone who , tries to shift the blame by any means to an innocent party after blocking a toilet with an unsightly and unflushable poo !

There's an inturdgent loose in the office

inturdgent by GordoPFC January 28, 2016

Bus Insurgents 

Bus Insurgents are people who try to escalate violence on public transport.

Note the case of Epic Beard Man, wherein Bus Insurgents yelled racial epithets like "pinky" and "beat his white ass" in an attempt to escalate violence while riding public transports.

Bus Insurgents by IUSAI February 23, 2010

Insurgent 

An insurgent is someone who is not in the official military of a nation but fights against a country in a rebellion (see insurgency). The Iraq War was actually a short war, it's now an insurgency. There are insurgencies all over the world, Chechnya for example.

It's not just a 'liberal term' for 'terrorist', grow up. Not all insurgents are terrorists, while many feel they must resort to such tactics.

Get out of your redneck holes and get educated. Stop blaming all of your problems on liberals, Bush was the one who lied about WMDs and started the pointless war.

<AK-47 fire>
Soldier 1: What the fuck?!
Soldier 2: We're under attack!
Soldier 1: Fucking insurgents...

Insurgent by ICanHazAbortionz? January 13, 2009

Inturdnet 

The internet, when viewed from a toilet - usually on a smartphone.

Cornelius was researching what to do about his warts on the inturdnet this morning for quite some time. I hope he found the right cream.

Inturdnet by dswiggles December 18, 2010

Dirty Insurgent

A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.

When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.

If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"

Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.

Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!

Dirty Insurgent by sandy_x December 13, 2012

insurgent 

A word for rebel that the Bush Administration uses to define freedom fighters in Iraq becuase the administration thinks that it sounds more like "inserted" implying that the rebel forces are from outside Iraq and therefore less legitimate.

"Let's not use 'rebel,' that will remind kids too much of Star Wars and they might start thinking that these people have a right to defend their country from foreign invaders. Use 'insurgent,' instead. That way it sounds like they're terrorists rather than just people trying to defend their homes."

- Donald Rumsfeld

insurgent by Captain Yellowbeard November 8, 2004

Inturgent 

A derogatory term for a "troll", "Hater" or "Disrespectful Person."
Made famous by youtube's "TexasGrown409" AKA The Iraq Veteran Gamer.

"Goddamn Dirty Inturgent robbed me!"

Inturgent by BradColbertowns September 25, 2011