intoxipated

To be constipated and simultaneously inebriated.

He is so intoxipated he passed out on the toilet, beer in hand!

by jmane27 August 20, 2010

Intoxicate

1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.

If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.

by Jafje May 20, 2007

intoxerpated

ADJ. The feeling you get when you are drunk and see a chick that you instantly all for; said chick does not need to be overly attractive or ridiculously cool, for whatever reason you are madly in love with her at that moment. This word is a combination of the words "intoxicated" and "twitterpated".

"I'm still riding a boner coaster from that chick in the skirt, dude. She's got me straight up intoxerpated."

by a quickdraw/ripcord production April 1, 2006

intexicated

texting drunk

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

intoxicated chicken fucker

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

Intoxinate

To intoxicate with laughter and or happiness.

To poison with a substance that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

To lol uncontrollably without hesitation to stop for any means.

To find almost anything funny no matter what it is.

Person1: Are you ok man?

Person2: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Person1: You are intoxinated on monster or weed bro.

Person2: I...Can't...Stop!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

Person1: Yeah the intoxinate is most likely sugar. No more energy drinks for you.

by intoxinate December 6, 2011