intoxerpated 

ADJ. The feeling you get when you are drunk and see a chick that you instantly all for; said chick does not need to be overly attractive or ridiculously cool, for whatever reason you are madly in love with her at that moment. This word is a combination of the words "intoxicated" and "twitterpated".

"I'm still riding a boner coaster from that chick in the skirt, dude. She's got me straight up intoxerpated."

intoxerpated by a quickdraw/ripcord production April 1, 2006

intoxipated 

To be constipated and simultaneously inebriated.

He is so intoxipated he passed out on the toilet, beer in hand!

intoxipated by jmane27 August 20, 2010

Interpated 

Finding yourself ass over teakettle for someone after reading their blog, Twitter feed, Facebook timeline, etc. Of course, you've never met this person in the flesh, and they may or may not even know you exist.

Don't be to hard on Manti Teʻo. He just got Interpated.

Interpated by nunya42 February 15, 2013