intoxifest

(n.) A party and/or festival where alcohol is widely available and significantly consumed until the point of hospitalization. (i.e. intoxi-hospitalization).
Intoxifest is an incredibly ballin' event until the point of unconsciousness where people point their fingers at your utter ridiculousness and continue partying without you.
Can be used generally but commonly found in college acappella groups going on "retreat"

It was a friggin' intoxifest last night!
Yo, we got so messed up at that intoxifest this weekend!
Brian was so drunk that he got intoxi-hospitalized last night after he pissed on some ho's desk!

intoxifest by Da Queefz February 1, 2008

Intoxitext 

A fun term to be used in place of "drunk texting", because "drunk texting" is just a boring way of saying it; coined by Sean Davidson, master of the Intoxitext.

"Dang, i'm drunk! Give me my phone! I'm going to intoxitext the shit out of everyone!"

Intoxitext by SupermanD4 December 27, 2009

intoxistressmosis

When you are under stress worried and you become really silly funny as a way of coping with it. A giddy excitable feeling overwhelms you. You find it difficult to focus properly and may say inappropriate things to people and unintentionally cause offence to colleaguesworkmates. The condition is brought under control by a growing sense of fearworry which ultimately makes you feel like you have gone too far. Intoxistressmosis may be easily passed on to other who are experiencing similar stress levels which creates a sense of bonding frienship.

While in a meeting or place of work, you begin to act in a silly manner intoxistressmosis in order to diffuse a situation or distract others. Rather than focusing on the job required you begin to waste time by being silly, twisting things, doing impressions of people and generally being silly. Other people around you may join in by being as silly intoxistressmosis.

intoxistressmosis by Miss Giddykipper February 25, 2010

intoxiflatted 

Being fat and fadded

My mom is an acholic; she is always intoxiflatted

intoxiflatted by Mr.intoxiflatted121 June 23, 2016

Intoxitext 

A text message sent to someone while you are "under the influence" which you later regret sending.

Oh, man! I can't believe I sent my boss that intoxitext last night! I am so fired.

Intoxitext by Callowake August 26, 2009

Intoxitext 

-noun
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender

-verb
2. to send a drunk text

I didn't realize how many intoxitexts I sent last night until I woke up this morning.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.

Intoxitext by eamongorin September 12, 2010

intoxitexting 

Texting while extremely inebriated. Usually very late or early in the morning. provides a permanent record of something you probably wouldn't say sober!!!!

Intoxitexting after a night out can tend to be embarrassing in the morning!

intoxitexting by Dr Tony November 14, 2014