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interfuckingnet 

Something you wish you had when your mad because you don't have it.
Why dosent my house have INTERFUCKINGNET!

Interfacing

I’m gonna use the word ‘interface’ as code for ‘kiss’ dude. I was interfacing Betsy yesterday and my lips are still numb dude
Interfacing by Chonch Lazy May 29, 2018

Indefuckingstructible 

Basically a level just above indestructible, usually applicable to a person/living entity. In general, dispite being indestructible, a fight between an indestructible being and an indefuckingstructible being will be won by the latter. Along with this title, there is a general implied awesomness of some sort, meriting the distinction over the lesser counter part, "indestructible".
"Wow, you'd think Bra'tac would have died by the tenth season, with all he's been through, but no, I suppose he's just indefuckingstructible"
Indefuckingstructible by The Funkler September 19, 2009

interlocking bum spoons 

a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.
Jess Riley decided to relax by engaging in interlocking bum spoons with her partner.

Interlocking dogs 

When you put your toes in between the toes of another person. Often done as an act of friendship or as a romantic gesture, interlocking dogs is a very powerful action that will strengthen the relationship (platonic or otherwise) between two people
Person 1: hey want to interlock dogs with me?
Person 2: of course
*they are interlocking dogs*
Person 1: I love you bro
Person 2: I love you too
Interlocking dogs by Person12350 March 21, 2023

interfacing

Mother: What are you doing in there?!
Son: I'm interfacing!

"I'll interface with you later."
interfacing by Annettaki May 8, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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