Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

intellihot

A super hot woman with equally matched intelligence, possibly a librarian or a doctor. Could be the girl next door.
“Dude that librarian is so intellihot”

“Did you see Shelley at work today bro? She is so intellihot!”
intellihot by Drumdog74 December 13, 2018

Intellibuttocks 

The work place version of smartass.
You are an intellibuttocks.

That's the last intellibuttocks comment that I want to hear from you.

Always the intellibuttocks.
Intellibuttocks by THE BMF June 5, 2009

Intellistocracy 

Rule by the intelligent. Far superior to any other form of government because disputes can be debated on until a true compromise is reached.
Unfortunately, there are not enough intelligent people in any one country to stage a coup and form an intellistocratic government.

damno quod non intelligo 

a) a Latin phrase meaning: I reject anything, everything and anyone I don't (and, in the overwhelming majority of cases, won't even make the effort to) understand.

b) the root of all racism, due to the fact that people refuse to properly communicate and conflict ensues.
teacher : does anyone know what damno quod non intelligo mean?

student: it means, "I reject anything, everything, and everyone I don't understand"

teacher: Bravo Michael, but how did you know? (to himself, at least there are some Latinists in this class).

intelliboner 

noun: a literal and/or figurative boner produced by a person's wit and intelligence.
Being passionately intelligent is apparently a huge turn on for me...a girl was talking about her interest in her field of study and went pretty deep into it, all of the sudden, "wait? I'm hard? What is this? An intelliboner?"

credit: FalseAxiom via Reddit (/r/askreddit)
intelliboner by BetheBear November 14, 2013

Intelliphobia 

A person who has a fear of intelligence. A person who worries about their IQ or worries about academic performance or learning. Or has an obsession with intellectual. Many people who have this have a fear of knowledge/learning or have trouble or being scared of not learning anything. This is used for anything that involves with learning or academic performance.
“John is so worried about his IQ and talks about learning all the time. It’s all I hear from his mouth he must have intelliphobia!”
Intelliphobia by TheAwesomeJUNK November 16, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
Load more