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Intelligenter 

A funny way of showing how "smart" you are. Made popular by Jack Black in the hilarious 2009 Comedy about pre-historic times, Year One.
Michael Cera: No! We cannot eat from the forbidden tree!

Jack Black: What if i eat it and become all knowing? I must!

*Takes Bite*

Michael Cera: How's it taste?

Jack Black: Has a "Knowledgy" taste to it.

Michael Cera: Do you feel smarter?

Jack Black: I'm not sure. But im feeling more..."Intelligenter"..
Intelligenter by RyRyRodriguez November 8, 2009

Intestigate 

"He's going to intestigate why the server crashed by forcing a series of restarts."
Intestigate by DocN8Tor September 16, 2011

intelligise

to make intelligent of platitudes
I love your hat...I love your hat..I love you hat....hell the hat is loved!(a bird's nest discovery by a flutterby at a social forum)
intelligise by Manque March 31, 2005

intestigate 

to investigate a situation in a rather homosexual manner
The case of the missing cat was a matter I needed to intestigate
intestigate by Tokiya April 1, 2008

intelligentest

the same meaning as smart. used as if you were saying smartest, but instead it is intelligentest.
"that girl over there looks like the intelligentest person in the world.

Intellijated 

One of Two exact ways of saying intelligent plurally. The other is intelligated.
A highly intellijated astronaut controlled the International Space Station's new Camera system.
Intellijated by ThatonedudEric October 10, 2019