instarack

Screamingly obvious breast implants.

"Why'd she have to go and get an instarack? She looked better before!"

instarack by Brisby March 11, 2004

instalock 

The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Player 1: *instalocks Riven*
Player 2: Hey, I called top first!
Player 1: ..

instalock by Trivmvirate December 25, 2015

instafake model 

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.

"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."

instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

instalock 

When a player of any game in the MOBA Genre chooses a character without listening to their teammates

I always instalock

instalock by It'sNotJustLoL December 13, 2016

Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

Instarags by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

instarape 

liking all/many of someone's Instagram posts at once and following them thereafter or vice versa

We started talking on Instagram after she instaraped me.

instarape by Marshah😁 April 14, 2022

instafuck 

a describing word for a guy/girl you would fornicate with, without any hesitation. One glance, fuck me. That simple. Can also be used as exclamation.

Instafuck can NOT be used as a verb (See Instafucker).

A: Did you see Justin Timberlake in The Social Network?
B: Hell yeah, instafuck!

*hot girl walks by*
INSTAFUCK!

instafuck by ED3ers March 16, 2011