insta fake
Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.
insta fake by Cats917 July 25, 2016
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instafake model
A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.
instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017
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Instabaked
When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.
Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"
Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"
Instabaked by Juggernazi October 17, 2008
instabake
1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.
instabake by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012
instafaking
(Een-stuf-aken)
When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.
When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.
instafaking by Gangleololol June 8, 2021
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