insta fake

Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.

Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.

by Cats917 July 25, 2016

instafake model

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.

"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."

by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

instafame

Fame that comes instantly from a great photo on instagram.

"Damn, dude, this photo is going to bring you crazy instafame as soon as I post it on Instagram!"

"Wow, you're about to be instafamous once I upload this photo to instagram!"

by dathair May 28, 2013

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

instafaking

(Een-stuf-aken)

When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.

Tom was instafaking when said yes they sure said the blue carrot exists!

by Gangleololol June 8, 2021