inspecter 

Da position dat da politically-famous Arlen would have held if he'd moonlighted in crime-fighting.

If da well-known senator from Pennsylvania had been a part-time government-corruption investigator, he would have had a very busy job as "inspecter" if he'd checked out his scandal-ridden fellow congressmen!

inspecter by QuacksO January 7, 2025

inspecter 71 

a determined cop, usualy willing to break any law to get the job done.
origin: comes from the movie, dirty harry, starring Clint Eastwood as "dirty" harry callahan, aka inspecter 71 of the San Fransisco police force.

"did you hear about the arrest last night?"
"yeah...sounds like a inspecter 71 took him down."

inspecter 71 by .44whatsittoyou January 9, 2010

Inspectah Deck 

Severely underrated MC from the Wu Tang Clan. Only topped by GZA in the clan when it comes to lyrical ability.

Yo - no time to freeze, undercovers ease up in Grand Prixs
and seize packages and pocket the currency
Clicks control strips full clips are sprayed
Yellow tape barricades sidewalks where bodies lay
Madness strikes at twelve o'clock midnight
Stick up kids on the ground broke the staircase light
And I stays harassed, scramblin for petty cash
Jakes on my ass young bucks is learnin fast
357's and 44's
Bought inside corner stores, their fire sparks the wars
Hospital floors surrounded by the law
Homicide questioning while the Jakes guard the door
My hood stay tense, loyalty puts strength in my team
Cause niggaz main concern is CREAM
Some niggaz in the jet black Gallant
Shot up the Chinese resteraunt, for this kid named Lamont
I thought he was dead but instead he missed a kid
and hit a twelve year old girl in the head and then fled
Tactical narcotic, task force, back off fast
Cause the crime boss is passin off cash
Extortions, for portions of streets, causes beef
Havin followers of Indians trying to play Chief
You witness the saga, casualties and drama
Life is a script, I'm not a actor but the author
of a modern day opera, where the main character
is presidential paper, the dominant, factor

~Inspectah Deck, Cold World (from Liquid Swords)

Inspectah Deck by El Barto May 12, 2004

War Inspector

A man or woman who enforces the rules of engagement on a battlefield. Rumored to be the true profession of alleged game designer, Warren Spector.

Cliff: On the battlefield, who enforces the rules of engagement?
Derrick: I think you're describing a War Inspector...

War Inspector by Anadian March 12, 2013

Stairwell Inspector

1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.

Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!

Stairwell Inspector by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010

Wallet inspector 

Used to imply a person is gullible.

Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.

Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.

Wallet inspector by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

Got a date with the health inspector 

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

Got a date with the health inspector by Frixion fred March 17, 2019