the act of convincing a member of the opposite to participate in sexual intercourse with you by making said opposite sex member think it is his/her own idea.
Matt: I'm never going to get Jane to bone me. She's such a prude.
John: What about the secret weapon?
Matt: ?
John: You know, the Insextion Playlist.. works 60% of the time, every time.
John: What about the secret weapon?
Matt: ?
John: You know, the Insextion Playlist.. works 60% of the time, every time.
by Dome Knob March 30, 2011
To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.
by 1011010101293 October 28, 2010
To be distracted while driving in ones vehicle while sending sexts (erotic and arousing texts) through a cell phone.
The insexticated man crashed his vehicle because he was sexting and not paying attention to the road.
by Captain K & Katball January 5, 2012
A sexual text message sent/received by a relative, in hopes of invoking sexual relations. (A sext to/from a family member.)
by Shandi1337 May 11, 2010
X: (Sends sext) Who's your daddy, baby?
Y: Dad, I told you to quit it with the insext. It's kinda gross.
X: I heard that Joe got arrested for insext with his 17-year-old niece.
Y: What a mess.
Z: That's what BP said!
Y: Dad, I told you to quit it with the insext. It's kinda gross.
X: I heard that Joe got arrested for insext with his 17-year-old niece.
Y: What a mess.
Z: That's what BP said!
by Hamfry May 23, 2011
by shinjuo May 8, 2010
1) When you have sex with someone when they're asleep
2) When you have sex in a dream
3) When you have sex while watching Inception
2) When you have sex in a dream
3) When you have sex while watching Inception
1) George: My girlfriend broke up with my after I tried insextion
2) I had some great insextion last night
3) I got kicked out of the theater due to insextion
2) I had some great insextion last night
3) I got kicked out of the theater due to insextion