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insestile 

To be thrown out of your room for your roommate to have sex with a blood relative. esp. if blood relation is specifically stated or implied in the eviction.

see sexile
Roommate 1: "Hey man, can you be out from 3 to five? My cousin is coming to visit and I want some time to put the moves on her. You know?"

Roommate 2: "Dude, not cool. You can't insestile me without at least 24 hours notice."
insestile by PackHound June 4, 2011
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Dominant and infertile 

Opposite of submissive and breedable
Person 1: bestie you look submissive and breedable

Person 2: actually I’m dominant and infertile

Injectile Fart 

When someone farts into a cushioned seat without lifting a cheek thereby injecting the air directly into the cushion which then causes the cushion to retain the fart odor long after the offending Farter has risen.

It is inconsiderate, and disgusting, and strictly prohibited by those who know what it is.
My brother injectile farted into my sofa, causing it to smell of a fart for days.
Injectile Fart by AHGRP August 2, 2010

Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.
"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"
Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Intestine Job 

When you stick your dick so far up a girls ass it goes in her intestine when it dose it will make you wanna cum beacuse of how good and slippery it feels
hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job

intestines 

The absurdly long organs kept in the belly, usually susceptible to removal by velociraptor.
"...or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines..."
intestines by Dr jebus PhD April 30, 2009

incesties 

it's okay to play incesties with your cousins, but not to bang them.
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