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the dutch inquiry
A one-time trick that you play on someone who is clueless to your mischieviousness. Ask the clueless person if you have a hole in the seat of your pants because it feels breezy. When the person looks and says no ask the person to look closer. When they get closer to your butt, unsuspectingly looking for a hole, you let out a good old stinky fart!
He is so stupid. I did the Dutch Inquiry on him. He put his face right by my ass looking for the hole and I let out the noxious fumes of a burrito fart.
the dutch inquiry by Stagmen April 23, 2017
impeachment inquiry
A surefire method in the mind of the Commander in Cheat to insure hugely substantial profits from future hotels, golf courses and luxury townhouses.
This impeachment inquiry is boon for my financial future because the bigger a complete badass I am in the course of my Presidency, the bigger my bankroll, OK?
impeachment inquiry by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019
Home inquiry
Janice : “I have a home inquiry for you, Daniel. Will you go to homecoming with me?”
Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”
Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper”
Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”
Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper”
Home inquiry by Blanderson Blooper September 29, 2018
fake impeachment inquiry
What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.
He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.
fake impeachment inquiry by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019
inquiry skills
A pointless class taught in the ib program. It is used to drain any individuality out of ib students.
Inquiry skills is really a second english class.becoming a vegetable is common. See also:Theory of Knowledge; Nap Time
Inquiry skills is really a second english class.becoming a vegetable is common. See also:Theory of Knowledge; Nap Time
inquiry skills by gatorz2 February 22, 2009
Queens School Of Inquiry
A school for mentally challenged students locatated on parsons blvd.
All three floors of school are designed for kids with special needs,
2 middle schools, and a high school?
All three floors of school are designed for kids with special needs,
2 middle schools, and a high school?
Queens School Of Inquiry by biujop May 23, 2018
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026