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Soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit

"Man this is a soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit"

Class 0: Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities...Class 5: Unsafe, Unsecure, Entity Infestation 

Level REDACTED is an infinite white space that is de VoId Of en tIti es(extremely dangerous). Sometimes you can be paranoid, and t He sE are J U st Ha lucin ions(it is because there are always entities behind you). The level is infested with nOt HinG neSS(creatures and entities), so it is best advised to cO me TO th is b auti ul p r d se(avoid this level at all costs). It may sometimes be hard to(b E lie e it's reAl)navigate. There really isn't much to say about this level, since it's mostly undocumented.
Outposts and Bases:
Yo U can En joy this yours el F(due to the harsh conditions, creating an outpost/base is virtually infeasible).
Entities:
N One(infested with Deathrats, Hounds, Wretches, Deathmoths and Facelings).
Entrances and Exits:
Entrances:
c Lose Your EyeS in level 14(closing your eyes and relaxing in level 14, although it is ill-advised to come here).
Exits:
F o Ll o W me(be warned that there is no exit, the strange text was written by a malicious entity).

LooK at The hOrizoN. Beau ti fu L, isn'T i T ?

N o neeD to Not trUst Me . t Here is nothing to be s c a r e d o f .
#horror #sd-class-5
Class 0: Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities...Class 5: Unsafe, Unsecure, Entity Infestation, do not trust the level(tRuSt Me AnD mY cReAtIoN).

Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.
I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.
Alien Infestation by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

Urethra Infestation 

The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure

Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes
Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!

I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!

Anal infestation 

A festation of crabs in your ass hair.
Omg. I sat on the toilet at the bar last nite, and when I woke up the next morning I freaked out 'cause I had an anal infestation.
Anal infestation by Kittypuppy February 15, 2009

Infestation 

Too get taken over by a plague
1Dude look at that corpse its Infested,
2Wanna watch the news no way turn on 35 jacks getting taken over
by who
Infestation cuz he owns us all
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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