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Soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit

"Man this is a soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit"

Class 0: Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities...Class 5: Unsafe, Unsecure, Entity Infestation 

Level REDACTED is an infinite white space that is de VoId Of en tIti es(extremely dangerous). Sometimes you can be paranoid, and t He sE are J U st Ha lucin ions(it is because there are always entities behind you). The level is infested with nOt HinG neSS(creatures and entities), so it is best advised to cO me TO th is b auti ul p r d se(avoid this level at all costs). It may sometimes be hard to(b E lie e it's reAl)navigate. There really isn't much to say about this level, since it's mostly undocumented.
Outposts and Bases:
Yo U can En joy this yours el F(due to the harsh conditions, creating an outpost/base is virtually infeasible).
Entities:
N One(infested with Deathrats, Hounds, Wretches, Deathmoths and Facelings).
Entrances and Exits:
Entrances:
c Lose Your EyeS in level 14(closing your eyes and relaxing in level 14, although it is ill-advised to come here).
Exits:
F o Ll o W me(be warned that there is no exit, the strange text was written by a malicious entity).

LooK at The hOrizoN. Beau ti fu L, isn'T i T ?

N o neeD to Not trUst Me . t Here is nothing to be s c a r e d o f .
#horror #sd-class-5
Class 0: Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities...Class 5: Unsafe, Unsecure, Entity Infestation, do not trust the level(tRuSt Me AnD mY cReAtIoN).

Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.
I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.
Alien Infestation by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

Urethra Infestation 

The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure

Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes
Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!

I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!

Anal infestation 

A festation of crabs in your ass hair.
Omg. I sat on the toilet at the bar last nite, and when I woke up the next morning I freaked out 'cause I had an anal infestation.
Anal infestation by Kittypuppy February 15, 2009

Flee infestation 

May the flees of a thousand camels infest your asshole.
"May the flees of a thousand camels infest your asshole"


Frothing Anal Itch F.A.T.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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