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iFEMINATE 

A bastardised term, from effeminate (look it up) using the clever naming conventions adopted by Apple (and many many imitators), iFEMINATE can be used to describe in one word the pouty, floppy haired, made up, miserable angst mongers that are the Male Teen Emo (thus after referred to as MTE, or in some circles 'empties').

MTEs (or empties) can generally be found lurking in 'ego boost' post-your-pic groups, or more likely on myspace, posting turd about how shit and miserable their shit and miserable lives are.

In the flesh, when they actually venture outside, they always seem to hang around public buildings such as Libraries, generally miserying the place up with their bandwagon angst.

Once puberty is over, a whopping 80% of iFEMINATES take up normal lives in society, the remaining 20% can be split down roughly into the following brackets:

* 19% commit suicide

* 1% are kicked to death.
Look at that Myspace fag's picture, he is so iFEMINATE.
iFEMINATE by A.Bradders May 24, 2009

Efeminate 

To take away the characteristics essential to the feminine character, whether literally or figuratively.
It's a shame that her meathead boyfriend was trying to efeminate her.
Efeminate by Meg9 February 17, 2009

artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.
"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

infeminate 

Vice Klugle Leander thought Klansman Delmar was kinda infeminate and maybe shouldn't oughta be wearing the robes...the thought made him giddy.
infeminate by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003
To masturbate; to give yourself an orgasm. Usually used by women.
Sometimes I feminate to put myself to sleep at night, thinking about boys and girls I've loved or hope to love.
feminate by Theresa Marie October 27, 2005

infeminate 

Bubba was synchonizing the cow's estrus cycles in order to artificially inseminate them but the cow lurched in the head catch and he shot 10cc's of Ludalice into his thumb and now wondered if it was going to infeminate him.
infeminate by harry flashman August 4, 2003
To whine or complain. Can apply to males and females.
Hey bitch, don't feminate about the dishes and bring me a beer.
Feminate by Riemer August 4, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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