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iFEMINATE 

A bastardised term, from effeminate (look it up) using the clever naming conventions adopted by Apple (and many many imitators), iFEMINATE can be used to describe in one word the pouty, floppy haired, made up, miserable angst mongers that are the Male Teen Emo (thus after referred to as MTE, or in some circles 'empties').

MTEs (or empties) can generally be found lurking in 'ego boost' post-your-pic groups, or more likely on myspace, posting turd about how shit and miserable their shit and miserable lives are.

In the flesh, when they actually venture outside, they always seem to hang around public buildings such as Libraries, generally miserying the place up with their bandwagon angst.

Once puberty is over, a whopping 80% of iFEMINATES take up normal lives in society, the remaining 20% can be split down roughly into the following brackets:

* 19% commit suicide

* 1% are kicked to death.
Look at that Myspace fag's picture, he is so iFEMINATE.
iFEMINATE by A.Bradders May 24, 2009

Efeminate 

To take away the characteristics essential to the feminine character, whether literally or figuratively.
It's a shame that her meathead boyfriend was trying to efeminate her.
Efeminate by Meg9 February 17, 2009

artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.
"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

infeminate 

Vice Klugle Leander thought Klansman Delmar was kinda infeminate and maybe shouldn't oughta be wearing the robes...the thought made him giddy.
infeminate by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003
To masturbate; to give yourself an orgasm. Usually used by women.
Sometimes I feminate to put myself to sleep at night, thinking about boys and girls I've loved or hope to love.
feminate by Theresa Marie October 27, 2005

infeminate 

Bubba was synchonizing the cow's estrus cycles in order to artificially inseminate them but the cow lurched in the head catch and he shot 10cc's of Ludalice into his thumb and now wondered if it was going to infeminate him.
infeminate by harry flashman August 4, 2003
To whine or complain. Can apply to males and females.
Hey bitch, don't feminate about the dishes and bring me a beer.
Feminate by Riemer August 4, 2006