indited

To be arrested or put in jail.

Taylor was indited because she woulnd't listen to her mother.

by Serino November 28, 2007

You're not invited to my birthday party

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

by wolfiebean January 8, 2019

invited

What I never am.

Person: Can't wait for the huge party this friday!
Me: Cool! Where is it?
Person: You are not invited...

by Puvar August 28, 2009

Invited to leave

Euphemism for being fired, ejected or kicked out. Applicable to employment, parties, school, etc.

I heard he dropped out of school.

Invited to leave actually...

by GringoDeMaio September 5, 2009

who invited my man blud

The feeling & reaction to someone either being included or trying to include themselves in something that they either have no right to be apart of, or are completely out of place in the situation.

*f1fantwo (imaginary/made/up/gender) Retweeted your reply*

Person 1: "Who invited my man blud?"
Person 2: "Nah this bitch ain't it chief"

by PixelBug91 April 10, 2022

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

by epic poo poo October 9, 2020

invited to the cookout

It's simply slain for a non-black person invited into the black community for not being a racist or calling out their own for being racist.

She's most definitely invited to the cookout for calling out that white supremacist

by Blackpower May 1, 2023