Definitions by wolfiebean

You're not invited to my birthday party 

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

You're not invited to my birthday party by wolfiebean January 8, 2019

fake stan

a local who disguises themselves as someone from stan twitter, using slang like sis, tea, etc. but totally wrong. they show their true local identity very easily due to their incorrect use of slang. usually a try hard. play on fake fan

Oh my gosh did you see Sarah try and use reaction pics?

Yup, lmao. What a fake stan

fake stan by wolfiebean October 9, 2018

Orange-Handed 

When you tell somebody not to eat your Cheetos but when you come back they have orange dust all over their fingers.

I told Jessica to not eat my cheetos but when I came back I caught her orange-handed.

Orange-Handed by wolfiebean October 8, 2018