indirtrination 

The mysterious process kid's clothes go through between leaving the house and coming home

The mud puddle by the bike racks was responsible for the indirtrination of generations of school kids, and several rather nasty giardia outbreaks.

indirtrination by curmudgeonly cyclist September 15, 2016

indoctrination

Another word for "propaganda".

"I prefer to say the word 'propaganda' instead of 'indoctrination'. But that's me."
-me

indoctrination by Dave February 9, 2004

Indoctrination Camp 

A place a human-being is sent against their will to receive a washing of the brain, so as to stamp out independent thought and deep contemplation associated with meta-cognition and philosophy. An indoctrination camp will relentlessly smash into the brain of unsuspecting children ideas such as Germ Theory, Theory of Evolution, Dinosaurs, Helio-centrism etc, etc.

Sheep: Gonna send my little Johnny to the indoctrination camps so he can get his PHD and continue to push the absurdities of the modern world into the next generations.
Sarah: Are you stupid?

Indoctrination Camp by The Narrow Path December 21, 2021

Indorktrination

The art of indoctrinating a non-geek in a highly technical computing or A/V related concept in layman's terms.

Example: Bruno has a European PAL DVD of some soccer match he wants to play on his US model Playstation 2.
It will require some Indorktrination to get him up to speed.
Cornealius: I will solder in a modchip and imbed a SCART connector in the back of your PS2.
Bruno: Whaa??
Cornealius: I'm gonna do some magic stuff to your Playstation, and then it will play any disc you insert into the thing.
Bruno: Cool.
Cornealius: We have successfully indorktrinated you into the PS2 modchip community.

Jankins: What the hell is this new internet thing all about y'all?
Jasper: It's like CB Radio, but better.
Jankins: I gotcha brother, it's the new CB radio! Whoo!
Jasper: Another trailer park denizen indorktrinated into the world of the internet.

Indorktrination by Stoogin-Poogins August 28, 2006

government indoctrination center 

A public school. Used by advocates of homeschooling and school choice, and also advocates of extremely limited government, because these people believe that government-funded schools much necessarily be overtly favourable to government and unnecessarily unfavourable toward the private sector.

Yes you will have to pay the full cost of your child's education while continuing to pay the taxes that support government indoctrination centers, but the tradeoff is worth it.

The faster we close down government indoctrination centers, the more likely we can still restore America.

If you spend twelve to sixteen years in government indoctrination centers learning that government has the role, responsibility and authority to oversee all relationships and organizations, you naturally assume that includes the church and the family.

government indoctrination center by suomu January 27, 2018

indoctrination

A word people like to use when other people try to teach their kids something that they don't agree with.

Indoctrination Example 1
Liberal Teacher: Today class we are going to learn about LGBT issues.
Conservative Parent: Stop indoctrinating my child to be a fag!

Indoctrination Example 2
Conservative Teacher: Today class we are going to learn about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Secular Parent: Stop indoctrinating my child to be a fundie!

indoctrination by gay fundie June 17, 2009

inductrination 

Inductrination (n.)
Starting a new job, you're required to attend a one-day 'induction' into the company, and it ends up being an exercise in brain-washing new recruits and indoctrinating them into believing that they are now working for the most awesome business in the universe.

Me: "Hey Dylan, how did Induction Day go at Googbook...?"
Dylan: "Oh wow, it's the best company IN THE FRICKEN WORLD dude, the employee benefits are some of the best, offering opportunities for career growth, work that positively impacts the human race, and innovative culture. We have bicycles and electric cars to get staff to meetings, gaming centers, organic gardens, and eco-friendly furnishings, on-site physicians, nurses, medical services, and health care coverage, and we positively impact society with the applications and technology, which benefit the entire human race. Oh, and of course there's the amazing pro..."
Me: "Whoa man, whoa...! Looks like you've been totally brain-washed in a single day. Forget 'induction', that was a goddamn 'inductrination'...!!

inductrination by bill cauliflower March 7, 2021