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indoctrination

Another word for "propaganda".
"I prefer to say the word 'propaganda' instead of 'indoctrination'. But that's me."
-me
indoctrination by Dave February 9, 2004

Indoctrination Camp 

A place a human-being is sent against their will to receive a washing of the brain, so as to stamp out independent thought and deep contemplation associated with meta-cognition and philosophy. An indoctrination camp will relentlessly smash into the brain of unsuspecting children ideas such as Germ Theory, Theory of Evolution, Dinosaurs, Helio-centrism etc, etc.
Sheep: Gonna send my little Johnny to the indoctrination camps so he can get his PHD and continue to push the absurdities of the modern world into the next generations.
Sarah: Are you stupid?

Indorktrination

The art of indoctrinating a non-geek in a highly technical computing or A/V related concept in layman's terms.
Example: Bruno has a European PAL DVD of some soccer match he wants to play on his US model Playstation 2.
It will require some Indorktrination to get him up to speed.
Cornealius: I will solder in a modchip and imbed a SCART connector in the back of your PS2.
Bruno: Whaa??
Cornealius: I'm gonna do some magic stuff to your Playstation, and then it will play any disc you insert into the thing.
Bruno: Cool.
Cornealius: We have successfully indorktrinated you into the PS2 modchip community.

Jankins: What the hell is this new internet thing all about y'all?
Jasper: It's like CB Radio, but better.
Jankins: I gotcha brother, it's the new CB radio! Whoo!
Jasper: Another trailer park denizen indorktrinated into the world of the internet.
Indorktrination by Stoogin-Poogins August 28, 2006

government indoctrination center 

A public school. Used by advocates of homeschooling and school choice, and also advocates of extremely limited government, because these people believe that government-funded schools much necessarily be overtly favourable to government and unnecessarily unfavourable toward the private sector.
Yes you will have to pay the full cost of your child's education while continuing to pay the taxes that support government indoctrination centers, but the tradeoff is worth it.

The faster we close down government indoctrination centers, the more likely we can still restore America.

If you spend twelve to sixteen years in government indoctrination centers learning that government has the role, responsibility and authority to oversee all relationships and organizations, you naturally assume that includes the church and the family.

indoctrination

A word people like to use when other people try to teach their kids something that they don't agree with.
Indoctrination Example 1
Liberal Teacher: Today class we are going to learn about LGBT issues.
Conservative Parent: Stop indoctrinating my child to be a fag!

Indoctrination Example 2
Conservative Teacher: Today class we are going to learn about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Secular Parent: Stop indoctrinating my child to be a fundie!
indoctrination by gay fundie June 17, 2009

indirtrination 

The mysterious process kid's clothes go through between leaving the house and coming home
The mud puddle by the bike racks was responsible for the indirtrination of generations of school kids, and several rather nasty giardia outbreaks.
indirtrination by curmudgeonly cyclist September 15, 2016
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

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