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Incomming Crapstrike 

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.
Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<

incommodious 

After losing his job and finding he was no longer able to pay rent, Fred was faced with the incommodious prospect of taking up residence in the street.
incommodious by mrburlesk July 26, 2014