If sex were a person. Someone or something that is so sexually attractive that words cannot describe just how sexy it is. The person is so sexy that they are little sex itself in human form.
The act of singing with your ipod in and turned up so that only you, the singer, has the benefit of the original musical score to cover your own voice.
Those in the vicinity of the singer are usually, though not always, subjected to a horribly distorted version of the song, wherein the lyrics are mixed up and/or slurred together, the tune is wrong, and the singer is off key.
Jane: (Singing noisily and off-key) G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, we’re flying so fast, up in the sky, pop and champagne, living my life in a fast plane, I can’t change, cause I’m glamorous. I’m so foxy, foxy!
Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.
"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".