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in the shop 

To be "in the shop" means that one is recovering from a particularly brutal hangover. Usually seen lying on the bed, couch, floor, etc. covered head to toe with a blanket. Similar to putting your car in the shop for a tuneup, but your body (especially your liver) is getting the tuneup.
Todd: Hey Kevin, where's Rob? He was pretty drunk last night.
Kevin: I dunno, last I saw him he was lying on the couch covered completely in a blanket.
Todd: Oh, he must be in the shop.
in the shop by DarkRob2000 May 11, 2006
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Last Chicken in the Shop 

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket
"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

last turkey in the shop 

Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.
An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"

Last turkey in the shop 

Usually regarded as the last of any sold item in a shop, usually because of its bedraggled or otherwise substandard appearance. Because of this it is also used to describe the appearance of the external male genitalia.
She lifted his shirt and the sight reminded her of the last turkey in the shop.

body in the repair shop 

When a girl on her period.
Patrícia was really acting bitchy today, was her body in the repair shop?

Sorry this isn't a good time, my body is in the repair shop...

Listen I would love to have sex in a few days when my body is not in the repair shop, its a sticky wicket right now.
body in the repair shop by TheFrias November 6, 2013

Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop 

It's used when you need to use code Not_Jelo in the item shop and if you don't Gone will tell you to stfu!
Treat: I will use code *****
Gone: STFU TREAT USE CODE NOT_JELO IN THE ITEM SHOP

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. 

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
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