Definitions by TheFrias

body in the repair shop 

When a girl on her period.

Patrícia was really acting bitchy today, was her body in the repair shop?

Sorry this isn't a good time, my body is in the repair shop...

Listen I would love to have sex in a few days when my body is not in the repair shop, its a sticky wicket right now.

body in the repair shop by TheFrias November 6, 2013

bed surfing 

Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.

I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.

She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.

bed surfing by TheFrias November 3, 2013