In the milk
Damn! Gerg was really in the milk when he ragged on that 78 year old lady's cardigan, and made fun of her dead husband. She had NO comeback.
In the milk by Strictlytrolling June 28, 2023
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The milk is in the bag
The milk is in the bag by The Master Schaff December 24, 2011
Somethin' in the milk ain't clean
LaToya Jackson has said in the media that she thinks there was an MJ conspiracy. In other words, she thinks that " somethin' in the milk ain't clean".
Somethin' in the milk ain't clean by Katrinka1 July 20, 2009
The milk's in the microwave
When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
The milk's in the microwave by psuedynom November 9, 2021
Swimming in the Milk
Everyone knows what this means. There really is no need to explain. If you dont know what it means you are a crusty loser.
Swimming in the Milk by andrew16 July 16, 2008
Take in the milk
Take in the milk by tjakyll February 25, 2011
Swim in the Milk
To engage in money making activities. Why would someone swim in the milk? Because milk makes cheese. What is cheese? Money.
Swim in the Milk by Chef Ubetcha March 21, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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