in fluff 

fat child who eats other peoples food without owners consent, and stores the left overs in his fanny pack ( in fluffs often hide near trash cans or brown cars, when a hungry in fluff is desperate it may feast upon ferns, grasses, or jungle cats) One might describe a in fluff as a portly boy,or one with a bowl cut. If a teen does not take extreme caution when sleeping a in fluff may feed upon yellow puss of the teens zit.

Have you seen william lately he's looking a lot like an in fluff.
I'm sick and tired of these in fluffs coming in and eating my vegetation.

in fluff by J-DOG wallace June 7, 2011

Diamond in the fluff 

Any girl who has a pretty face but needs to lose about 20 - 30lbs before she could be considered hot

I saw a girl at the gym who was a real diamond in the fluff, once she drops some of that holiday weight I might ask her out

Diamond in the fluff by Tragulus April 5, 2010

In-Law Fluffer

A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.

In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.

Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.

Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.

Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.

Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.

In-Law Fluffer by MonkeyLordGarth November 29, 2011

Muff-fuff-in 

When referring to someone you think of as appealing, usually a guy, he can be called a 'Muffin'. But when you find a really cute guy, he is sometimes worth more than the simple two syllable word of 'muffin'. Worth so much more, in fact, that he deserves another syllable to the word 'muffin'. Thus equaling muff-fuff-in.

"Oh my god. Jacob is my Mr. Gorgeous, but TOMAS oh my god, he is my MUFF-FUFF-IN."
"Your WHAT?"
"Dude. Look at him. He is totally worth more than just 'muffin'. He's a friggen MUFF-FUFF-IN."

Muff-fuff-in by Jaclyn :3 February 21, 2009

cum in the fluffer 

To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.

Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.

cum in the fluffer by Nicholas D March 3, 2024

Influffation 

Influffation is the gradual dilution of content quality online. It happens when non-expert content writers essentially dumpster-dive into the first page of Google to copy the SERPs written by other non-expert writers.

Influffation. Everywhere.

Influffation by anonymous November 25, 2022